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for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier
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Can`t wait to be married and have married friends and all have houses with a career and have bbqs and big families
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If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
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Most teenagers pull their phone out of their pocket to check the time. We have reverted to a society that uses pocket watches.
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A male Black widow spider avoids being eated by a female by smelling how ravenous she is.
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I`m honestly lucky to have a bestfriend that knows me better than anybody else and has went through hell & back with me and is still here.
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People predicted the ATM would fail because the only people who would use it would be "prostitutes and gamblers"
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No one believes me when I say this but I can literally taste the difference between tap water and bottled water stop saying they`re the same
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id really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
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