my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
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if a guy can make me laugh, he`s pretty much already won me over cause I know how hard it can be to compete with this amazing sense of humor
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According to a study, runners who listened to music while on the treadmill ran faster than those who jogged in silence.
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Are you the moon? Because even when it`s dark you still seem to shine.
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Don`t add ice to your tea - use frozen fruit instead! It won`t dilute the tea, and it adds a nice subtle flavor.
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My Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the End, it doesn`t even matter.
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What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.
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have you ever had that moment when your phone froze on a super awkward page and u wanna scream
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if u cancel plans with me i`m cancelling you out of my life
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If you`re ever homeless, spend whatever money you have on a 24 hour gym membership. You`ll have a place to go at night, showers, etc.
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