Teacher: Whats the meaning of Hyperactive Disorder? Student: ultrafinniscation. Teacher: I dont understand anything you said. Student: Same
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Does anyone have like $20,000 they don`t want?
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"Time and words can`t be recalled, even if it was only yesterday."
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do u ever say or statused something emotional then ur just like damn that was really gay
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Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is considered a brain stimulant.
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You don’t need a certain number of friends. You just need a number of friends you can be certain of.
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it`s that point in the school year when you just stop caring what you look like
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If you see a statue of a man on a horse, look at the horse. If the horse has both of its front feet in the air, then the man died in battle.
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Athazagoraphobia is the fear of being forgotten or ignored by someone who you care strongly about.
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Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently "in HD" was not the right answer
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