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Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
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If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it--you can then sweep it up easily
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Always make sure your belt matches your shoe color. It makes your overall appearance look much more put together.
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Having at least one “lazy day” per week helps reduce stress, high blood pressure, stroke and heart disease.SO HAVE A LAZY DAY :)
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How does Nasa organize a party?
They planet.
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
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When doing long assignments, set a 30 minute timer, and race it. This will prevent you from procrastination.
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Clean out a ketchup bottle and pour pancake batter. Squeeze out perfectly round portions. No messy pancakes!
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Not everything you want to say, needs to be said.
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In the eyes of a child, you will see the world as it should be.
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