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have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough?

there are roughly 6,500 languages spoken in the world and you`re gonna judge someone`s intelligence on whether or not they speak English?

First things I do when I get home from school: change into sweatpants, turn on Netflix, and eat a gallon of ice cream

#awkward #Marketing : Dairy Association`s huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" in Mexico: "Are You Lactating?"

#awkward #Marketing: Braniff Airlines new leather first class seats ad campaign (1977-78) in Mexican market: "Fly In Leather" meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero)

#awkward #Marketing : Pepsi "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" slogan in Chinese: "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave"

#Awkward #Marketing : American T-shirt maker`s printed "I saw the Pope" (el Papa) shirts to promote Pope`s visit read: "I Saw the Potato" (la papa)

#Awkward #Marketing: General Motors`s Chevrolet Nova car in Spanish in Central and South America: "No va", "It Doesn`t Go"

Did you know? Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the Wax Tadpole" or "Female Horse Stuffed with Wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokoukole", translating into "Happiness in the Mouth";

LIKE IF : Thinking of the future scares the shit out of me.