My favorite kind of girls are the ones that never outgrew sleeping with a stuffed bear.
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girls have two moods: "love me" and "whoa, don`t love me that much, bye"
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I will spend $40 on food before I buy a $40 shirt
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lol remember when people used to put signatures in their texts and it would be like: "hey what`s up" <*-I love dogs-*>
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some bitch: omg u wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
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According to a study, waitresses who wear red lipstick get bigger tips. #DidYouKnow
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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A CORNER & THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO F-ck U AND YOUR TAINTED FRIES
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"you look tired, are you???" "no, im just ugly"
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me
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People will try to change the way you see things
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