women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food"
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Drinking apple juice before going to sleep can cause you to have more vivid dreams.
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Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
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can i skip this whole school thing and go to the part where I`m a billionaire
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Six more weeks of complaining about Winter until we start complaining about the heat
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At this point I don’t even care. I’m just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.
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"your bra strap is showing" oh no no one can know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret`s out
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The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger. Because it’s the only finger with a vein that connects to a heart.
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Stretch for 5 minutes before going to bed. Your muscles will be more relaxed and it`ll be easier to find a comfortable position to sleep in.
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“why”
"because i said so”
good one mom you should be a lawyer
"because i said so”
good one mom you should be a lawyer
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