Officer: ma`am, are you aware how fast you were going? "Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph..." Officer: omg add me
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do u have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally? like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”
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That moment in between netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck your doing with your life
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Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first doesn`t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.
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If I died today would you be satisfied with the last conversation we had...? let that sink in.
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Relationship status: • Single • In a relationship • Married • Engaged • Divorced ✔ Waiting for a miracle
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Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
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Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: ... Me: .... Church: ... Me: Shoutout for shoutout ??
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Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music
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Studies have shown that psychopaths are quicker to offer help to people in need than everyday folk.
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