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A survey revealed that 52% of women fantasize about having sex with a celebrity.
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Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family.
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People don’t notice the things you do for them until you stop doing them
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True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
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School doesn`t test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
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If I was famous I would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me, LIKE IF YOU LIKE THIS IDEA!
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Why stress over someone that won’t even text to see if you’re alright?
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is your name joey chandler ross rachel monica or phoebe because let`s be more than FRIENDS
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why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle schoolers and tell them its weed
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