If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she`ll make you a sandwich
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blocking people on social media is such a gratifying feeling
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If you ate something hot, eat some yogurt. The relief comes immediately and it works better than bread or milk
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Out of the world`s 1,826 billionaires, 46 of them are under age 40
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The creator of Johnny Bravo, the creator of Powerpuff Girls, and the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory were all roommates in college
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girls when they`re with their friends vs when ur alone with them is such a huge difference
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LIKE IF YOU ARE IN team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves.
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Wet your finger tips and the head of the nail clippers when trimming your nails, the slices of nail won`t fly off.
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When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It`s to enjoy each step along the way
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