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Mum: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL
Me: Why is that funny?
Mum: It`s not funny what do you mean?
Me: Mum LOL means laughing out loud!
Mum: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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LIKE IF : You go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before you will go out to buy new ones.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Do you ever look in the mirror and it just ruins your whole day?
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Me watching Titanic: Maybe it won`t hit the iceberg this time.
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me: *deletes everything off my iphone*
iphone: your storage is almost full
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Tip: If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.
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"Power can be taken, but not given. The process of the taking is empowerment in itself."
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you don`t realize how ugly you are until you`re snapchatting someone hot and you`re trying to take a decent selfie to send
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When boiling eggs add baking soda to the water so the shell comes right off when peeling!
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