The two most powerful warriors are patience and time!
-Rohit
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LIKE IF: I don`t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.
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That awkward moment when someone says "hi" and you say "good thanks"
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If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Facebook, I understand completely.
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I can`t figure out if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
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How to pick up girls: Keep your back straight and lift with your legs.
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I`ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Girls will have 30 unread texts and still post "Nobody to talk to"
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