there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me it’s called the throne
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after much research and consideration about adulthood, I`ve decided it`s not for me. Thank u for the opportunity.
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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time* But it’s two completely different conversations
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there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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People only see the result, But they don`t see the effort.
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I`d participate in more blind taste tests if they didn`t always scream & hit me with their canes while I`m licking them.
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The best things in life are unexpected - because there was no expectations.
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Dear God, I know I am not perfect but thank you for loving me anyway.
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"what`s your major in college?" "stress"
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when did i start paying attention to everyones eyebrows
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