Open your bag of chips from the bottom, as most of the flavor is stored there.
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"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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You know someone is one of your best friends when you have multiple group chats and they`re in all of them.
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the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
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don`t cry over boys do some squats and make them cry wishing they still had THAT ass
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If you keep running back to the person you need to walk away from, you`ll never create space for better things to arrive.
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Put half an apple in your bread bin and your bread will keep nice and soft! You can also store your biscuits in the same manner.
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Be unique and different. Say yes.
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If you go on a date and make her pay for herself you`ve failed as a man.
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