Albert Einstein is probably one of the few people to have heard the phrase “Nice going, Einstein” spoken in a non-sarcastic tone.
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When you’re married how rewarding will it be to get to crawl into bed and cuddle with the person you love at the end of every exhausting day
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There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you`re the one who helps to change theirs
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Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it`ll look like they`re trapped inside your phone.
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I wonder how many people out there would be the best in the world at something they’ve never thought of trying.
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when someone switches lanes to pass you & ends up getting stuck behind someone slower
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Old people drive like they have all the time in the world, while young people drive like they are running out of time.
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When you say the answer but the teacher doesn`t hear you and someone else takes credit for it
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Being single doesn`t mean you know nothing about love... Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong person.
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my morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
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