Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.
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When you realize you`ve left your phone at home...
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3 things that makes me stress:
• hot days
• annoying people
• stand close to annoying people in hot days
• hot days
• annoying people
• stand close to annoying people in hot days
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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You can park at Walmart and sleep in your car if you are traveling and cant afford a motel.
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“Victory breeds hatred. The defeated live in pain. Happily the peaceful live, giving up victory and defeat.”
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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quickly reminds me to chill out.
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Marijuana has been legal in Alaska since 1975, and it`s still legal today.
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I have expensive taste for someone with only $4
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"One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things." - John Burroughs
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