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do u ever meet someone for the first time and pretend u have never met them but in ur head ur like "i`ve stalked ur Instagram"
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do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!
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One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.
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I wanna travel the world, learn about as much as I can, meet as many people as I can, and enjoy the simple pleasures of the world.
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A panda spends 14-16 hours of its day simply eating bamboo.
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my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of: • omg • dude • (weird noises) • what the hell • i’m going to kill you • fuck you
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me: I`m so full omg I`m not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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To make your tap water taste better, add a mint leave in your jug water and squeeze a few drops of lemon into it.
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Appreciate mans effort, sometimes you just didn`t know what they had to go through just to keep you happy
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