There`s a huge difference between treating your girl right and just being whipped.
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Note to self: When you`re talking to a female always remember that you`re also talking to her friends via screenshots.
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Remove unpleasant odor in smelly shoes or gymbags by placing dry tea bags in them.
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mom: who’s your background?
me: my boyfriend
mom: can i meet him?
me: not before i do
mom: what?
me: what?
me: my boyfriend
mom: can i meet him?
me: not before i do
mom: what?
me: what?
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Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%. These marriages are more likely to last a lifetime.
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That moment when you randomly feel depressed for no apparent reason may indicate that you`re actually missing someone.
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One day, you’ll just be a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.
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The more you care, the more you OVER think. The more you think, the harder it is to fall asleep.
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You can`t see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you can`t see the truths in your life in a state of anger.
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Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It`s about being with the person who makes you happy.
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