It`s better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.
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Facebook status
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
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#IfTheyShutDownTwitter I will go to sleep on time,i will complete my homework in time and it will save my phone battery too.
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The awkward moment when you don`t know what this SOPA thing is all about and you can`t even Wikipedia it
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I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to be with people who are always complaining.
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"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense still!
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If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who`s side would you turn your back to?
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When are we going to change "til death do us part" to "for the next five years" ?
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People who call or text to `make sure you got their message` are just reminding you exactly why you didn`t call back yet.
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"Love is a choice, love is an act of will, you can choose to love." ~ Matthew Kelly
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