When you`re mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares.
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SARCASM the body`s natural defense against stupidity.
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Sometimes I forget how I did things without a smart phone like get directions, find recipes or have insomnia.
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You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
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I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I`m SORRY, but I`ve moved on.
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Tomorrow is never promised to anyone, so dance until your side hurts; say I love you to those you love for tomorrow may never come.
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Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair; It gives you something to do, but it doesn`t get you anywhere.
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They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their minds.
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People say everything happens for a reason, but it would be nice to know some of the reasons why!
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun...
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