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i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on.
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Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius
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how do you kiss someone who lives really far away please help it’s for science
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Love isn`t something you find. Love is something that finds you.
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Mom look - The look you get when your boyfriend/girlfriend introduces you to their mom and you see the look of disapproval in her eyes.
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Have a stomach ache? Lay on your left side and rub your stomach in clockwise circles. It`ll help!
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do u ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then u start talking & its like “holy shit where have u been all my life”
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My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
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When reheating leftovers, leave a circle in the middle of your food—it`ll heat much more evenly!
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LIKE IF:There`s that one person you`ll never get over no matter how long it`s been.
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