LIKE IF YOU AGREE: A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything
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In class like, "got 40 mins left. That`s two 20 halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"
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Do u ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
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Group projects make me understand why Batman prefers to work alone
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people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
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Put a small glass of water in the microwave while you heat up your pizza: it will keep it from getting chewy.
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If you put your fingers in ice water immediately after painting your nails the paint will dry instantly!
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Your phone emits a radiation that’s 1,000 times stronger when the battery is low. Try to avoid answering it when this is the case.
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Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.
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They`re going to judge you anyway, so whatever.
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