"It`s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting" - Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist.
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LIKE IF people need to understand that I`m joking 99.9% of the time
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Life is not about the people who act true to your face. It`s about the people who remain true behind your back.
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Delete your ex, shutdown your crush, format your past, program your heart and restart your love life.
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Too drunk to drive home? Sleep in your car, but take your keys out of the ignition. Its still a DUI if they`re still in.
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DID YOU KNOW? Tilting your head to the right and slightly up makes you look more attractive. Tilting it to the right makes you look more intelligent.
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LIKE IF IT EVER WORKED FOR YOU: If you`re having trouble falling asleep, count backwards from 99. Most times you`ll fall asleep before even getting to 50.
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"Love doesn`t need to be perfect, it just need to be true.”
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why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
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Your beauty blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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