Like if being nice is so hard when everyone is so stupid.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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God bless the man who decides to marry my psycho ass one day.
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it’s sad when a gorgeous girl is emotionally unstable because her ex was a dumbass
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LIKE IF The best revenge is massive success!
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Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you, because one day you may realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars.
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20 push ups, 15 squats, 50 jumping jacks, 30 crunches! Repeat 3 times = Burn 100 Calories!
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Make friends with three people: a law student, a police officer, and a bartender.
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Six foods that have been shown to improve your mood include oatmeal, cereal, salmon, milk, dark chocolate and bananas.
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LIKE IF : "i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
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