If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.
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hates when reality stomps its filthy feet all over my happy place.
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How To Be A Hero tip: When destroying the enemy be sure to kill all the criminals in reverse order of importance before confronting the kingpin himself.
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I just read a list of `the 100 things to do before you die`. I`m pretty surprised `yell for help` wasn`t one of them...
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I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
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Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.
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Want a life like facebook, where there is no scope of disliking things
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It takes two hands to build a relationship. with one, you can only wave a good bye.
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Some songs can totally bring back a whole lot of memories.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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