A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she`ll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten..
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Women are like google you just want one answer but u always end up getting a million other u don`t want. :P
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wondering why you are IN a movie, but ON TV?
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thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.
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is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: “I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!”
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thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
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just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
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loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
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Google turned 12 this year, which means we only have one year left to use it. When it becomes a teenager, it won`t answer anything.
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Sometimes I realize that I *am* the problem but it feels better to blame you people.
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