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There`s only one person you spend your whole life with, and that`s yourself. If you aren`t ok with you, there`s an issue...
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I`m not upset that you lied to me, I`m upset that from now on I can`t believe you
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That awkward moment when your front camera catches you off guard
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Tequila has the same precise proportion of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen atoms necessary to create a diamond.
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why do guys always have perfect eyelashes like they don`t even use them?
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Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.
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is stressed about stress before there’s even stress to stress about
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that awkward moment when you`re just chilling in the shower your parents bang on the door for you to get out.
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Girls just keeps on smiling and laughing but deep inside they are so jealous.
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Even if we can`t be together in the end I`m still grateful you were part of my life at one point.
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