Why does "new and improved" always end up "expensive and crappy"?
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Facebook status
The computer just crashed and erased all the work I didn`t do this morning.
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You know the economy`s in trouble when America`s main export is tweets.
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A GPS is only good if you can remember where you wanted to go in the first place.
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Life is one fool thing after another. Whereas love is two fool things after each other.
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People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
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thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you`re getting paid to poo!
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Wouldn`t it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
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Why isn`t there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
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I love you now, I loved you then! I`ll love you forever `til the end!!
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