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"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
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I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
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I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities.
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You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
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Can you tell me which way to the yellow brick road?
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If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.
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They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
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One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life !!!
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When you`re right, no one remembers. When you`re wrong, no one forgets.
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If you don`t understand my silence,you will not understand my words.
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