Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I couldn`t do it without you! Love, Me!
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has decided that the answer to all of life`s problems is: HUG YOUR MOM!
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If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies
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Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
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You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
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Happiness comes to those who Smile
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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
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They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
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If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.
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