Doctors use alcohol to kill germs and clean hands, therefore drinking it cleans my insides and is healthy. Well that`s all the logic I need.
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wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?
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will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon
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if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)
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They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!
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Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good.
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put your hands up if you think I’m crazy… think again who’s the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer
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was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
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is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!
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moving to the moon, hope to see you guys soon.
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