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‎"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another`s could fill them in.

"It`s so easy to lose a diamond while you`re busy collecting stones"

There is no hetrosexual way to eat a banana in a male prison.

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Every single female thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it`s not the player that needs to change, it`s the women. Because every player is on a mission to find that one girl that makes him lose his desire to play.

sweet as sugar...hard as ice...hurt me once...i`ll kill u twice

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

just to keep the world wonderin , it was GREAT !

I couldn`t ask for better friends . . . I could
ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :)