Many things can be preserved in alcohol. DIGNITY is not one of them.
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Just remember, when you’re feeling down: You were that ONE sperm that won the race.
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is wondering: Shouldn’t all ghosts be naked? It’s not like your clothes die too.
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insert coin 2 view todayz status!! :D :D
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a boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF!!
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I was thinking if i were to shampoo a hamster and then blow dry it would it look like one of those pom pom cheer leading things
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there are 365 days in a year but only 360 degrees in a circle. What happened to the other 5?
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it`s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it`s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
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