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I Have deleted 8.5 gb woth of crap from my laptop, But the damn thing still weighs the same !!
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30 is the new 20,those who dont get it you must be married
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I`m good at everything!
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is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? ;)
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I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk :)
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roses are red,violets are blue,i have five fingers,and the middle ones for u!!
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I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
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Wanted: Friend with benefits. Benefits are as follows: HONEST, LOYAL, MATURE. . . p.s. HELPS IF YOU`RE HOT.
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wonders if this police officer will mind holding my beer so I can finish this text messa...
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