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part of me thinks I should clean the house, The other part thinks I should settle down and get a wife...
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Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??
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sometimes I give inspirational speeches. To myself. In the mirror.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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just realized that LUST and SLUT are spelled with the same letters...coincidence? I think not.
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Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook?
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FOX NEWS: Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery!
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Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better
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So Today I Dialed A Wrong Number... The Other Person Said, "Hello?" & I Said, "Hello, Could I Speak To Joey?"... They Said, "Uh... I Don`t Think So... He`s Only 2 Months Old." So I Said, "I`ll Wait."
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