Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - he didnt get bruised, he didnt get bumped - Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped.
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Went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
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You can`t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy... ;)
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If life is the song, then love is the lyrics..^^ :]
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7 colors make rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends. =] ♥
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A man can love a million woman, but it takes a real man to love a woman in million ways.. :)
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He watched her take off her makeup & wondered why she ever put it on.. :)
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When I get older and my little daughter asks me " mom, who was you first love? " - I don`t want to have to pull out old photographs; I just want to point across the room and say " he`s sitting over there "
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Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell...
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Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, it`s not the end. (:
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