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Wow. Sarcasm. That`s way better than having friends.
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Everyone has photographic memory... some just don`t have film.
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My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it`s surprising how often they head in your direction.
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You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
-Adam Marshall
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
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We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.
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Every time you come to my mind, I realize I`m smiling.
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Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.
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Blonde goes into PC World looking for curtains, assistant says: `You don`t need curtains for a PC`. Blonde replies: `Hello, but mine has windows!!`
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