Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I`m gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...
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wonders if fish ever get thirsty???
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Is attempting to drown a fish,
this could take a while.
this could take a while.
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is now on two diets...because he was still hungry after just one.
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says it`s been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I`m afraid to go to the bathroom....
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Animals,
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...I need ideas people
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Animals,
Blondes,
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...I need ideas people
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is single...and you`re going to have to be freakin` awesome to change that!!
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!
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