never judges a book by its cover. he uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
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Facebook status
The atheist at his funeral is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
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is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
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is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
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is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
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says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
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why is it that whenever there’s two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?
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says people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!
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I`m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn`t much, but the reception was excellent.
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