If life throws you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life.A Husband sent this to his wife:I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her."
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If a girl from iceland and a guy from cuba have a kid. Will he be an icecube?
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Remember a dimond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure.
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I gave the waitress a napkin with my phone number in Roman numerals.
If she can decipher it, she deserves it. :)
If she can decipher it, she deserves it. :)
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I know how you feel inside, I have been there before
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I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but... I`m Batman!
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When I`m older, I`ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I`ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.
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