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everybody sounds asian when they sneeze .

Every bar bathroom should have a cupholder.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.

Goodbye is the hardest thing to say to someone who means the world to you, especially when goodbye isn`t what you want...

I want a guy who makes me feel alive, someone who won`t cheat, someone who will stand by my side :)...I should just marry my dog.....

One upon a time somthing happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be..... a fantasy, a dream come true! It was the day i met you!!

I wish i was your balnket, i wish i was your bed, i wish i was your pillow underneath your head, i wanna be around you, i wanna hold you tight, & be the lucky person who kisses you goodnite.

They say butterflies taste with their feet. What are your thoughts on this?

Girls are like potatoe chips, you cant just have one.