Facebook status

I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply! (^^,)

Is the one thing women love more than a sale!

"I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.

Like this if you think you can do better

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Look at your status, now back to mine. Now back to yours, now back to mine.

Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting useless idiocy and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up.

Where are you? You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. Anything is possible when your status has a point. I`m on a computer

I woke up this morning and my car was cut in half. well played chuck norris well played >:D

Wonders if Barbie is so popular why you have to buy her friends?

Love songs are liars.