Breaking News. Steve Jobs is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand.
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I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18″
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When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat.”?
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
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The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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