is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?
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is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.
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is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...
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is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
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is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.
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is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.
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is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!
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Wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic
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The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
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