Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
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Facebook status
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
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is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying
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is looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
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is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.
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Boys like blondes. Men like brunettes.
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When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.
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THE # GAME : send me a number to my inbox (1- 500) and i`ll tell you what I think about you on my status without anyone knowing who im talking about
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is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
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is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.
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