Facebook status
If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why
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A real man doesn`t love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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☠ ☠ ☠ Pirates hijacked my Facebook status! ☠ ☠ ☠
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How’s the weather with you? It’s ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ with me!
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Gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
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When you ಠ_ಠ at me I want to ಥ_ಥ !
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When you’re right, nobody remembers. When you’re wrong, nobody forgets.
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Before you criticize someone, try to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, by the time you say something bad about them, you’re one mile away and they’ve got no shoes on.
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