I am a part of all that I have met.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Never fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
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Love me or Hate me. Either way im still on your mind :p
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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Being happy doesn`t mean everything is perfect. . . . It mean that you`ve decided to look beyond imperfections!★
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For The Next 24 Hours I`m Gonna Be Completely Honest (: Message Me Any Question And I`ll Answer It, But Hurry Before Time Runs Out!
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