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I don`t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
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My Future Wife will LOVE how I seduce her. She has NO idea what she is in for..
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When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single`s
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If you don`t go after what you want, you`ll never have it.
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The way you treat people is a direct reflection of how u TRULY feel about yourself.
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Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying "OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM"
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Best friends: the ones that you can get mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
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It`s funny how you can have all the friends in the world, but it just doesn`t feel right without that one person.
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It`s strange how the shortest words, yes & no, are the ones that take the most thought.
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Boy: When u smile, I want ur lips. When u cry, I want ur tears. When u sleep, I want ur dreams. Girl: I`m on the toilet, u want my shit too?
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