I don`t hate you....... I just don`t like that you exist.
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Facebook status
Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook :D
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When I`m alone, I think of so many things to say to you, but when I have the chance to tell you..I go speechless.
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YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!
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`i`m a ninja.` *prove it.* did you see that?` *see what?* `exactly.`
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He taught me housekeeping. When we divorced, I keep the house.
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A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.
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New years resolution; Continue being awesome (;
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If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics. I`d be like a genius.
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The only guy who deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn`t. ♥
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