Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
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is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
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Guy: "Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?" Girl: "Taken!"
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It is not how it ends that matters, but the journey it takes to get there.
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When a chance comes around, take it! NO DEMANDS, NO REGRETS , NO PROMISES. NO APOLOGIES.
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It`s what you do today that makes life worth living tomorrow.
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